Do you know your left back from your centre forward? Your balls from your bungs? Are you too shit to play football but like to bitch about the players??
If the answer's yes.. have I got the job for you!!
I am looking for some budding sports journalists to give a running intelligent, witty and biased commentary on the forthcoming Printosaur FC- Sporting Broadcast FC match on sunday.
I am going to film the match on behalf of the no-kia fc scouts so if your interested let me know soon...